the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
That’s it that’s the whole country
[classic rock fan voice] REAL music… *shoves led zeppelin vinyl up my ass*
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
The Thomas Edison Battery Factory
West Orange, NJ
its 6pm and still light out which is fucking me up dst fucked me up
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
"talk dirty to me"
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"